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Knock on the door. We open it by hand.

Applications are read every Sunday, by a human, in the order they arrive. Most are politely declined. The ones we accept become real members of a real community.

Applying as a single lady? Single ladies can only join our events when accompanied by a member couple. Single gentlemen are not accepted at this time.

— Common

A few details about you

Lowercase letters, numbers, and dashes. Becomes your profile URL.

— Her

Her

— His

His

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